~DEWEY LAKE SEA GORILLA~

DESCRIPTION

Hairy, Brown, Strong, Blue right eye, Brown left eye, has pockets in his fur, seaweed all over his body and has a slight drool problem on the right corner on his mouth. He is very furry and slight slimy. He has a very furry front side and a shaved but slight furry cut back end. His scientific name is "the Ginormigilla of the Dewey Sea."    
Height: 6-7 feet tall.                          

Weight: 500 pounds                                                                                                                              

ALL THE FACTS about the Dewey lake sea gorilla if you ever go looking for one:

Pet: A Heck to the NO NO
Zoo: NO way
Nice: NO way to Joe cool for that!
Mean: yes he is a Debby Downer
Friends: Bestie is the big foot
Favorite Color: Clear
                                                                       

HOW HE CAME TO THIS WORLD!

One summer when Katherine and Elizabeth were sitting on the dock they heard a spontaneous sneeze that did not come from either one of their own two nostrils. Katherine sprung from the dock to the other side of the lake, when Elizabeth did not know what was going on she decided headed over to the paddle boat and go to the island in the middle of the lake, because it was much safer over there away from the mysterious sneezing and Katherine's daddy said that they needed to be extra careful. As Elizabeth was heading over the boat started to move and was not on the water the sea gorilla had picked it up! He threw it in the lake and Elizabeth went flying with the paddle boat all the way over to Katherine. Katherine then jumped on in the boat with Elizabeth the water rippled and they paddled as fast as they could. The Gorilla was right behind them and decided to move extra speedy till he snatched them up he was so excited he now had someone he started to do the MC Hammer dance of "Can't touch this!" Then while he was in super happy dance fun time the girls quickly grabbed a net and caught him in it. They knocked him out with a tazer Katherine found while waiting for her rescue by Elizabeth. They took him to their basement and examined what it was. They called T.S.F.D.L.S.G.D.A.O.W.Y.P. (the spontaneously found Dewey lake sea gorilla department and office whatever you prefer.) and they took him in with the other sea gorillas till he woke up. He awoke there and escaped out of his cage he was put in and galloped back to Dewey Lake. People have said they have seen him one time or two but not one person has caught him since the two girls brought him too T.S.F.D.L.S.G.D.A.O.W.E.Y.P. If you see Dewey anytime call      1-800-ISAW-HIM or 1-800-HES-REAL. Thank you.